New Bobbyisms for the week:
"Four hands are better than three. Or three hands are better than two...?"
He was referring to the three of us (him, Daddy, and me) moving some of the furniture upstairs to the new apartment, as opposed to just Daddy and me or Daddy and him.
"This is an area where really expensive people live."
He meant rich people. He corrected himself immediately, but it was still hilarious.
No wonder my heart is in such good shape, with all of the good medicine it's getting.